Narrator - The baron squeezed the life out of Acme Falls until the once prosperous town was crushed. I can hardly keep the fire burning myself. Why, you've taken my livestock, my land, my home, and left me with nothing to eat! Ralph the Guard - Duh, that's right, keep it moving! Please give 'til it hurts! Next!Īdditional Voice (Old Man) - Forgive me, Bron von Plotz, sir, but I've nothing to pay my taxes with. There, the king sent his tax collector, Baron von Plotz, who was taxing to the extreme. To fill the royal coffers, all cities and towns were to be taxed, and this included Acme Falls. Narrator - Salazar's treasury grew dangerously low, so he sent out an edict for the country to start turning a profit or perish. But the international community didn't support his regime, and the country's fortunes plummeted.Īdditional Voice - We're broke! Narrator - Now the new leader of Warnerstock was Salazar the Pushy, a ruthless corporate raider who vowed to rule with a tight fist. Narrator - And the struggle ended with Warnerstock being overthrown in a hostile takeover by the nation of Tictockia. Peace and prosperity covered the land, but then King William passed away and there was a struggle for control of the kingdom. Narrator - Now this village was part of a peace-loving, picturesque little country called Warnerstock, which was ruled by a benevolent king, Sir William the Good. But Acme Falls was as close to perfect as possible - except for the mime, that is. It was a town filled with happy inhabitants, including the butcher. Over a century ago, in the foothills of the old river valley, there stood the village of Acme Falls. Yakko Warner - Hey, what do you want from us? We're freezing, here!
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